We will not be making judgments today about the relevance or political correctness of cosmetic surgery. In a perfect world, we would all be valued for brains, wit and how good we are to our mothers. We are going to assume here that so long as you continue to draw breath, you will care about looking youthfully, competitively attractive, and that when Clairol Estee Lauder and Jenny Craig have given their all to the cause, you may consider surgical enhancement.